frankenqueen:

Amy: Today’s word is ‘panties’ and I will be taking the position against the use of the word ‘panties’.
Seth: And my position is, that word is great.
Amy: Seth, trust me: Adult, mature women do not appreciate it when men refer to their undergarments as ‘panties’. It’s a word created by men to infantilize women and the time has come to retire it.
Seth: It’s a war on language, Amy, and I won’t stand for it. Next thing you’ll tell me I should stop using the word ‘nipples’.
Amy: You know? You SHOULD stop using the word ‘nipples’.
Seth: No ‘nipples’? No ‘panties’? How, then, do you suggest I hold a conversation?
Amy: Seth, why would you need to use those words?
Seth: Well if I can’t use those words, I would have to go back to saying the word ‘bra’.
Amy: Why, what do you call bras now?
Seth: Nipple-panties.
Amy: No! If you call yours ‘underwear’, then why can’t I?
Seth: I don’t call mine ‘underwear’.
Amy: What do you call it?
Seth: Manties.
Amy: Oh boy.

(Source: duckieboudreaux, via balancingthewholething)